Hey! I'm Stace and this is mostly a fandom blog with a lot of funny texts and a few equal rights posts.
Fandoms: Avengers, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, SuperDisney, OUAT, American Horror Story, Sherlock
Loves: NYC, nature, Tom Hiddleston, Chris Evans, Kat Denning, travel, writing, random stuff
I also get really depressed sometime, but I'm dealing with that. Feel free to invade my ask box
Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman
ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ
Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.
(via marvel-pin-up-girl)@17 hours ago with 34387 notes
Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.
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